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Still dont have anything to say today so !

Nine retareded things ppl do or say

>>>>>1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the
> >>>>time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell
>>>>>>is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search
> >>>>the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to
> >>>>walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
> >>>>
> >>>>3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and
> >>>>eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat
> >>>>it?
> >>>>
> >>>>4. When people say "it's always the last place you look".
> >>>>Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after
> >>>>you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
> >>>>Gonna Kick their asses!
> >>>>
> >>>>5. When people say while watching a film "did you see
> >>>>that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and
> >>>>stare at the damn floor.
> >>>>
> >>>>6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't
> >>>>really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
> >>>>
> >>>>7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If
> >>>>it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If
> >>>>it's an improvement, then there must have been something
> >>>>before it, couldn't be new.
> >>>>
> >>>>8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is
> >>>>the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do
> >>>>that's longer?
> >>>>
> >>>>9. When you are waiting for the
>>>>>>bus and someone asks "Has
> >>>>the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing
> >>>>here, dumbass?
browninq.com from Great Britain (UK) 14 Jun 2006, 00:35
very funny and very true, lol. nice pic too

sk from Great Britain (UK) 14 Jun 2006, 05:19
LOL LOL funny stuvz and true. Sorry dude this is shot isn't flying for me. its the composition, this shot is hard to do, I know cos I tried it, most times I give up

Yanik Tissera from Sri Lanka 14 Jun 2006, 09:03
Hahahaha, i cracked up laughing at that....although No.2, the reason people look for the TV remote instead of changing channels manually is because,
1) those damn commercials
2) It's a hassle getting up and walking over to the de-coder every time you want to change the channel
3)One is going to have to EVENTUALLY find the remote..why not do it now?

Apart from that, the rest is true grin

Steve from Great Britain (UK) 14 Jun 2006, 09:16
Very funny observations, haven't heard some of them before smile.

On to the pic, the problems as I perceive them: 1) you have two flowers, so two things to look at (no main point of interest); 2) the flower on the left is too close to the edge, particularly since it is leaning over that way (should have space to lean into); 3) DOF is just about okay; 4) highlights on the flowers, esp. the right, are too bright - lost detail; 5) I can see a chicken-wire fence which is distracting esp. as it's right under the right-flower.

Try this: use a longer focal length, position yourself lower and further away, use a vertical orientation and make sure the background is darker than the flowers and with no distracting elements or highlights. That's my formula - YMMV.

Please take these comments in the spirit in which they are given (i.e. hopefully helpfully constructive).

E Etomi from Nigeria 14 Jun 2006, 10:45
I think it would have been better with the other flower(on the left)leaning (and pointing) towards the central flower.....

E Etomi from Nigeria 14 Jun 2006, 10:49
I think I've done a few of those things lolll especially the bus one.

Mask from Europe 14 Jun 2006, 11:08
The guys writing these things is obviuosly American. He has that American Sarcasm thing going on. Everytime I read this, it cracks me up !

Sola Labinjo from Great Britain (UK) 14 Jun 2006, 13:19
Back at macros so soon? Not sure which flower is the main subject, I would have taken the photo from another angle

Suby from Great Britain (UK) 14 Jun 2006, 16:05
Cool.

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Jide Alakija from Great Britain (UK) 14 Jun 2006, 18:09
Great stuff.

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