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Morenike 4 Jul 2006, 10:58
Bolaji Kamson,

What a monster you've been!

Here i was, getting worried because i've been trying to reach you unsuccessfully since yesterday. Here's what i imagined i'd read on CNN Online before your colleague (finally) picked up your phone and informed me of your clandestine trip to Nigeria...

"Naive Photographer Kidnapped by Attractive Dark Haired Football Fan in a Provocative No. 10 Brazil Football Jersey and Sexy Hipster Jeans...

A trigger-happy Nigerian Photographer based in Germany and identified only as "the Mask" was reported missing by fellow photography enthusiasts 48 hours after he was spotted cavorting with a drop dead gorgeous brunnette fitting the above description at the Brazil-France fanfest with a view to getting her to agree to a private photography session... in his room...

According to witnesses, Mr. Mask was dissatisfied that he had only managed to capture her rear view in a previous shot he had taken of her and was quoted to have said that he was determined to "explore as many angles as there were to her bodacious bod" through his camera lens, of course. However, Unbeknowst to "the Mask", this beautiful woman is none other than Fraulein Inez Hueber, Germany's most notorious and elusive serial killer who has been reported to have a penchant for finger stew, served with fine cuts of meat from men's buttocks (which she calls her bacon rashers) and mashed human brain. Witnesses at the fanfest said the Mask was last seen after the match getting into a cab with the beautiful and delicate looking Fraulein who has single-handedly dismembered more than 22 men since May 2002. He seemed drunk.

Questions are being asked about the Mask's true identity and his background. However, since Fraulein Inez previous victims have all been tall black men in the engineering profession this has led the German Police to conclude that her proposed victim Mr. Mask must have been trained or is earning a living as an engineer.

The search is still on for Mr. Mask."

Well, thank God I (or any of the other folk on shutterchance) didn't read that. Me and my (hyper)active imagination. Here's hoping you had a safe journey and that you and your family are well.


Jide Alakija from Great Britain (UK) 4 Jul 2006, 13:46
By now you should have shots of players!!!

Suby from Milton Keynes, Great Britain (UK) 4 Jul 2006, 15:32
We won, we won, we won. Now who is "we?" smile


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Hadassah! from United States 12 Jan 2010, 11:29
u shuld also look in2 writing uno, dats if ur not alredy doing so.
nice read up and even nicer picture

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